michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

(via perks-of-being-a-gayflower)

notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

actual photo of hitler

(via perks-of-being-a-gayflower)

deanisanactualprincess:

my-angel-of-thursday:

markpelledreamy:

the-perks-of-being-a-megan:

gan-firling:

lestradescakeprintthong:

dirk-gives-ironic-head:

moriartyisqueen:

Mitt Romney goes to prom
Mitt Promney

Mitt Romney goes for food

Mitt Nomney

Mitt Romney gets a sex change 

Mitt Momney

Mitt Romney is explosive
Mitt Bombney

Mitt Romney can’t sleep

Mitt Insomney

Mitt Romney loses the election

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is on Supernatural

Dick Roman 

(via absolute-curiosity)

laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

(Source: laughcentre, via medogsadie)

laugh-addict:

help me I can’t stop laughing

(Source: crazypeoplejail, via thelaughingmango)